Oh, how I hate you rain,
You woeful thing!
Why are you such a pain,
You really need to go away!
My hair is always perfect
When you decide to pour.
It's proven that everytime it rains
The milk always turns sour!
It's gloomy, dull and cold
Whenever you show your dirty face,
However hard you try, I can't be sold
On why everyone else seems to enjoy you!
You go and steal my favourite shoes,
You leave my dog muddy and wet!
You try to make it up to me with the rainbows
But, against you, my heart is already set!
This is my ode to this horrible, hateful thing called the rain! YOU SUCK! I also wrote this in 5 minutes, so it isn't something awesome but the feelings behind it are true!
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
The longest lift ride ever!
Holy jeez (insert cuss word I was actually thinking about!), this was torture!
I am deathly afraid of bees. I would rather hold a roach in my hand than be in the same room as a bee!
My lift (elevator) has a mirror in it, great to preen one last time before stepping out or whatever. I finished walking my dog and was in the lift when I saw through the mirror that there was something at the back of my tshirt. I yanked it around to see what it was and shrieked! It was a freaking BEE! On my tshirt!!!
I shrieked and alternatively squeaked but the bee couldn't care less I guess, because apart from making odd noises, I was flailing and saying "getitoffgetitoffgetitoff" over and over again! Finally I realised that I had to get it off me myself and used the head of my key to get it off me. Now did it drop dead? no. It buzzed and flew around the lift!!!!! NIGHTMARE! trapped with a live bee in a 3 inch box! At least it felt like that!
I squat on the floor, hugged my dog and whimpered for dear life! When the lift door finally opened, I scrambled out and finally breathed!
Lets just say, while going to work, I took the stairs!!!!
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Cows, Chillis and cows again!
I dunno why it's so pixelated :( I tried uploading it thrice!!! Stupid YouTube! I apologise!
Saturday, October 2, 2010
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