3 days of Madness!!!

The longest lift ride ever!

Holy jeez (insert cuss word I was actually thinking about!), this was torture!

I am deathly afraid of bees. I would rather hold a roach in my hand than be in the same room as a bee!

My lift (elevator) has a mirror in it, great to preen one last time before stepping out or whatever. I finished walking my dog and was in the lift when I saw through the mirror that there was something at the back of my tshirt. I yanked it around to see what it was and shrieked! It was a freaking BEE! On my tshirt!!!

I shrieked and alternatively squeaked but the bee couldn't care less I guess, because apart from making odd noises, I was flailing and saying "getitoffgetitoffgetitoff" over and over again! Finally I realised that I had to get it off me myself and used the head of my key to get it off me. Now did it drop dead? no. It buzzed and flew around the lift!!!!! NIGHTMARE! trapped with a live bee in a 3 inch box! At least it felt like that!

I squat on the floor, hugged my dog and whimpered for dear life! When the lift door finally opened, I scrambled out and finally breathed!

Lets just say, while going to work, I took the stairs!!!!

Cows, Chillis and cows again!

I dunno why it's so pixelated :( I tried uploading it thrice!!! Stupid YouTube! I apologise!

Cows, dog tricks and street food!

One of those mornings - times a thousand!

This morning can clearly be described as one of those mornings where *everything* goes wrong!

My morning routine was messed up because I let Gyp sleep in. She was on my bed and was fast asleep and I just didn't have the heart to wake her up for our walk. I decided that I'd get ready for work and then take her. We went for a slightly longer walk and I had to pretty much rush out. I put her breakfast in her bowl, kept fresh water, grabbed my bag and ran out the door.

There was no power, so I raced down the stairs. I live on the fifth floor of an apartment building. As I ran down the stairs, I felt something digging into me in my pocket. When I reached the lobby, I found some money folded inside my pocket. I opened my bag to put the cash into my wallet, only to realise that I had left my wallet behind! I raced back up, to get my wallet and then ran back down the stairs. While I was getting out of the building, I realised I was wearing shoes that I walk Gypsy in!!! Not meant for office wear. I had to run back up and put on my shoes. Then I raced back down, by this time quite tired!

I made it to the bus stop and caught the bus. It was empty and I scored a seat that makes you face the rest of the bus! A couple of stops later, a cute guy walks in and sits some rows away, but we can see each other because his seat is elevated. I'm smiling and he's smiling and it's all going well. Then, a guy who is totally not my type sits next to him and the next time I smile at cute boy, he thinks I'm smiling at him and grins back! EW! I was like, no freaking way, in my head. I then just put my head down and didn't look up at cute guy or not so cute guy.

The lady sitting opposite me got off a few stops later and then, to my horror, not so cute guy comes and sits in her seat!!!!! Ack! Now while I'm panicking, I am running what a horrid morning this has been, when I realise I didn't put any make-up on!!! I totally forgot to put my trademark eye-liner!!! It just feels weird without it. Kinda like forgetting your cell phone.

Then, when Vishwa and I went for our walk, we almost got chased by a cow and we saw a bull with one ginormous testicle! It was the funniest sight ever! I forgot my camera so I couldn't vlog this or take pictures! Will always take my camera when I step out from now on. Lesson well learnt!

Also, while walking into work this morning, our access turnstile whacked me on my behind as I moved it! It's looks like this -