So this is a random list of ten slightly crazy things I’ve done in my life. Read, laugh and tell me things you’ve done!
1) When I was a child, I let my neighbour convince me that a dead rat was a squirrel and I picked it up and brought it into the house quite lovingly. That was the start of giving my grandmother white hair.
2) I have tried and failed, to put toothpaste back into the tube. Many times. I still am determined to do it!
3) Before I had my dog, I sniffed my neighbour’s dog’s breath voluntarily, because I wanted to know what dog’s breath smelt like.
4) I have had a cow pee on me. It was warm and didn’t have a pleasant smell.
5) I have fallen down on a stage, in another country, when I was NOT performing and in front of an actress I truly admire. (cc. Kirsten Vangsness)
6) I tell my dog bedtime stories sometimes. They, more often than not, involve pigs for some reason.
7) I have had geese, chicken, an elephant calf and cows chase me. This is other than the regular dogs.
8) I’ve been slapped by a monkey in fifth grade when I sat next in class, next to a window.
9) I am an expert in exploding eggs on the stove. Really.
10) Sometimes, I tend to announce the fact that I’m falling before I fall. This is because I trip multiple times before actually falling. It’s a warning system. I think I shall start shouting “Timberrrr” from now on.
I do understand that a lot of my kooky things involve animals, but they are just a huge part of my life, so yeah.
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LOL. Loved it!
ReplyDeleteHere are a few of mine:
1) I've had birds poop on me several times including on New Year's day. I'm still waiting for the good luck to come.
2) I once forgot the the tube through which the water from the washing machine evacuates on the floor and ended up with a flooded bedroom, loundry room and kitchen.
3) I have cut my thumb deep with a butter knife.
Nice!
ReplyDeleteAhahahahaha! You're too funny Romy! I definitely need to do one of these. I have a few pants-splitting stories, and that's "pants-splitting" as in the splitting of my pants, not pants-splittingly funny, even though that's true too in retrospect, lol! ♥
ReplyDeleteHaha these are great! I think the kookiest thing I've done was when I was 13 it was autumn and me and my friends had made a giant pile of leaves to jump into. I was the last to have a go, jumped in and broke my wrist :s Felt pretty stupid explaining that one to the doctor!
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