So today, I started the countdown to
30. Four months. That seems like very little time to scramble to fulfill life
goals that I can do in my twenties. All those articles of 20 things to do in
your 20s or whatever, all of them are vividly clear in my head. I am active on
Snapchat, trolling Tinder, going to Goa for the weekend, making spontaneous
trips to Singapore to meet friends, bunking work because I don’t feel like
working, having a friendly relationship with my boss and not having that weird
awkward gap between your boss and you (not that this takes away from the utter
respect I have for him), sharing all kinds of crap on Facebook, being active on
Whatsapp groups, making drinking plans with friends on the fly, avoiding family
on festivals, taking solo vacations with my dog, eating pizza for breakfast,
breakfast for dinner, spontaneous shopping (like at least Rs. 5,000 worth) and
not having a panic attack later, basically crossing off everything I think 20
somethings should be doing. I even drank alcohol on a Tuesday and felt only a
little guilty about it.
Sometimes I panic that I’m not doing
everything my counterparts are doing. I’m not getting married or in a long term
relationship (or any relationship for that matter) and I don’t intend to
procreate. And most of all, I panic because I don’t feel like I need to do
these things. I’m fast reaching the “shelf” so to speak and will be of unmarriageable
age in four months (according to society at least). I also have seen friends
who yearn for that special someone or who succumb to societal/parental pressure
to get married or who use the phrase “my ovaries are exploding” at the sight of
a cute baby/toddler. I am doing neither. I seem to be the happiest when I’m single;
I love my unpredictable life with a whole world of opportunity, independence to
be able to pick and choose what I want! I get into fights on Facebook because I
fully support having rows on planes that are child free! Mostly though, on a
daily basis, I love coming home to an empty house, playing music and dancing
around. I want to travel for work and not have to think about anyone else
(apart from my dog) and be able to say yes to all opportunities knocking on my
door.
Let’s face it; I have about another 10-15
years of this kind of freedom, with no dependencies or obligations. I say 10-15
years because I’m pretty sure at 45, I’d like to have a steady job, a nice
apartment, a dog and my mum living with me (mostly to dog sit while I work).
But I think I would like the predictable, steady life.
Is it wrong? Is it okay to be happy and not
stressed? Is it okay to be satisfied with life, because I’m finally in the
place I’ve always dreamed of? A good career, great people to work with,
fantastic bosses, amazing friends (who I love to death), doing decently
financially, in a good place with familial relationships, opportunities to
travel or not and most of all, a fantabulous, super-duper awesome doggie in my
life. Is it wrong to say no, I don’t want this to change? I don’t want to add
more variables into this? Maybe now I’m too practical, I’m very well informed
of the pros and the cons of being in a relationship, or being a mother. Maybe I will change my mind later, like my mum says, Never Say Never.
Yes, there are days where I wish I did have
someone, but honestly, with full introspection, like 97% of the time, I don’t. Not in the way I’m like
thank the universe I don’t have someone, but in the way that it doesn’t even
occur to me to want to have that person.
I remember as a child, thinking at 30, I’d
have a fabulous life with a career, a husband and 2 children (both girls and I
have names ready too, yes, Buffy and Xena). 30 seemed so grown up and “settled”
(how much I despise that word). Today, I try to convince my friends kids to
refer to me as Romy (none of this aunty business because I jolly well don’t
feel like one) and the good children in the building to call me Dolly didi and
NOT Dolly aunty. Please no. I am not auntified. An aunty is someone who is put
together, who cooks and cleans and runs after her kids, who balances
relationships at home and at work, who irons clothes that she wears… I am that someone
who wakes up and decides what to wear after my shower, who buys underwear
because I have run out of them as I haven’t done laundry in the longest time,
who laughs out loud and curses, who is not the least “put together”. I am
someone who still fangirls and squeals and doesn’t know how to handle idiots. I’m
that girl who still has MILES to go before she sleeps (the lists and lists in
the numerous buckets!). Not that I don’t love sleep. I can sleep 16 hours of
the day.
Am I ready to turn 30? With all the
connotations to it? And don’t say stuff like age is just a number, or it only
has what you apply to it or whatever. Yeah, if you live a hippy lifestyle in
the forests, the deer and the trees don’t care if you’re 30 or 300. I live in
society as an active and functioning member, and I will be judged. People will
question and ponder and discuss my life and decisions at the water cooler at
work or over tea and samosas with their neighbours/relatives. Because that’s
what people do. They will wonder what is wrong with me as I’m 30 and not
married. They will wonder why I’m so happy when obviously things are tragically not working out for me. They
will give me advice to freeze my eggs in case I want children later in life.
They will then whisper that I want children so badly, but because I have no
husband, I consider my dog (oh
the scandal) as my child. They
will whisper of the many affairs I will allegedly have. They will say that the
only reason I’m doing well is because I have no husband or children. They will
call me a ball busting bitch and say it’s because I don’t have a man in my life
to teach me my place. They will say no man wants me because I’m such a ball
busting bitch. They will feel sorry for my mother and grandmother because I’m
so obviously dashing their hopes and dreams for me (let us all forget that all
a parent wants is for their child to be happy and healthy at the end of the
day).
They will feel envious when I call my boss
from the Andamans and tell him I’m not coming in today. They will feel envious
when I leave early to go see a play with my boss (not realising that they can
also). They will feel envious when I go out drinking with my friends and have
no one to answer to. They will feel envious when I book my trip to see the Northern
Lights in Iceland while they save to pay for their children’s school. They will
feel envious when I post pictures of my dog and me on the beach with not a care
in the world. They will be envious when I get a promotion. They will be envious
when I post photos of me at my best friend’s wedding, being truly happy for
them.
They will be so busy looking at my life,
not knowing that they have a kick ass life themselves, only that it’s different
from mine. They will not understand that I am missing out on the joy of
watching a human being learn and grow, of always having a partner to go for a
movie with, of never being alone, of having someone in your corner all the
time, of having someone to blame (for not paying the electricity bill or to say
they are sick so I need a day off), of having someone take care of you when you
need it. I am missing out. On these and a whole lot more.
The only difference between me and them is
that I’m okay with it. I’m okay with missing out, because I choose to look at
what I have and go with that instead. That I am making my own decisions (that I
jolly well may regret later or change my mind on entirely and laugh and laugh
at this blog post) but I will be content in the fact that these are currently
MY decisions.
At the end of it, do I feel ready for 30?
Do I feel ready to face society’s expectations of a 30 year old Tambram Indian
girl? Do I feel ready to either live up to their expectations or not and be
okay with it either way? I don’t know.
Right now though, I’m focused on the next
thing on my bucket list of things to do in my twenties – visiting my friend in
a foreign country.